no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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