Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Your penis caused this!
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