And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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