And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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