so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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