the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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