So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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