Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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