I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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