as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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