ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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