so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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