I love black thongs
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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