I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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