weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
A+ Viking dick
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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