the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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