And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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