i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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