goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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