i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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