What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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