what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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