what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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