Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I party with great urgency now.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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