Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dick very happy bro
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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