Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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