Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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