Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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