I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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