thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I skipped work to stalk him.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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