Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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