what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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