Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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