at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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