Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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