I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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