You can't motorboat a personality
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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