I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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