I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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