How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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