it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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