Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
