I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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