When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
