So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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