he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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