is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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