you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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