You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
