i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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