Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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