I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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