No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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